In the beginning we were bored. And boredom did not become us. So we started reading. A truly radical idea that has been lost over the ages, reading has become our saving grace but it has also damned us. We are now addicted and refuse to stop. We’re past denial and are now fully in acceptance that our souls are eternally doomed because of what we have read.

Welcome to the 11th circle of Hell. Where reading is mandatory, discourse is compulsory, and if anyone so much as thinks about “Romeo & Juliet” (except in a sarcastic sense) you will be spit back up into the 6th circle and will never be heard from again.

Oh! And we have cookies on that table over there. Help yourselves…. Mwuahahahaha!